• A lot of people think that kids say the darnedest things. But so would you if you had no education. You'd just be like, I am bike cheese. Because you wouldn't know what words were.

    Eugene Mirman: A lot of people think that kids say the darnedest things. But so would you if you had no education. You'd just be like, I am bike cheese. Because you wouldn't know what words were.
    "Local boy makes funny" by Jim Sullivan, archive.boston.com. June 20, 2005.