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Quotes › Authors › E › Erma Bombeck › If a man watches three football games in a row, he
  • If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

    Erma Bombeck: If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
    Erma Bombeck
    Erma Bombeck (2013). “If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?”, p.151, Open Road Media
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