Drew Carey Quotes About Funny
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TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.
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Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
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Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada.
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The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.
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I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
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Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.
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