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  • A pill that the present moment is daily bread to thousands.

    Medicine   Pills   Bread  
    Douglas William Jerrold (1850). “The catspaw: a comedy”, p.5
  • What a fine-looking thing is war! Yet, dress it as we may, dress and feather it, daub it with gold, huzza it, and sing swaggering songs about it,--what is it, nine times out of ten, but murder in uniform!

    Song   War   Gold  
    Douglas William Jerrold (1846). “The Chronicles of Clovernook: With Some Account of the Hermit of Bellyfulle”, p.142
  • A blessed companion is a book! A book that, fitly chosen, is a life-long friend. A book — the unfailing Damon to his loving Pythias. A book that — at a touch — pours its heart into our own.

    Book   Blessed   Heart  
    "A Man Made of Money".
  • Dogmation is puppyism come to its full growth.

  • Nothing is so beneficial to a young author as the advice of a man whose judgment stands constitutionally at the freezing-point.

    Men   Advice   Authorship  
    Douglas William Jerrold, Blanchard Jerrold (1859). “Specimens of Douglas Jerrold's wit: together with selections, chiefly from his contributions to journals, intended to illustrate his opinions”, p.73
  • Fix yourself upon the wealthy. In a word, take this for a golden rule through life: Never, never have a friend that is poorer than yourself.

    Douglas William Jerrold (1842). “Bubbles of the Day: a comedy. [In five acts and in prose.]”, p.33
  • If an earthquake were to engulf England tomorrow, the English would manage to meet and dine somewhere among the rubbish, just to celebrate the event.

    Quoted in Blanchard Jerrold The Life and Remains of Douglas Jerrold (1859), ch.14.
  • The sharp employ the sharp; verily, a man may be known by his attorney.

    Men   May   Attorney  
    Douglas William Jerrold, Blanchard Jerrold (1859). “Specimens of Douglas Jerrold's wit: together with selections, chiefly from his contributions to journals, intended to illustrate his opinions”, p.140
  • We love peace, as we abhor pusillanimity; but not peace at any price.

    Love   Peace   Peace Love  
    "The Wit and Opinions of Douglas Jerrold".
  • Don't buy a single vote more than necessary.

  • The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon.

    Sports   Health   Athlete  
  • Wishes, at least, are the easy pleasures of the poor.

    Wish   Easy   Pleasure  
    Douglas William Jerrold, Blanchard Jerrold (1859). “Specimens of Douglas Jerrold's wit: together with selections, chiefly from his contributions to journals, intended to illustrate his opinions”, p.24
  • Not peace at any price! Chains are worse than bayonets.

    Peace   Bayonets   Chains  
  • After all there is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world.

    Love   Wedding   Gowns  
    Douglas William Jerrold, Blanchard Jerrold (1859). “Specimens of Douglas Jerrold's wit: together with selections, chiefly from his contributions to journals, intended to illustrate his opinions”, p.28
  • Patience is the strongest of strong drinks; for it kills the giant despair.

    Douglas William Jerrold, Blanchard Jerrold (1859). “Specimens of Douglas Jerrold's wit: together with selections, chiefly from his contributions to journals, intended to illustrate his opinions”, p.134
  • In this world truth can wait; she is used to it.

    Funny   Truth   Waiting  
    Douglas William Jerrold, Blanchard Jerrold (1859). “Specimens of Douglas Jerrold's wit: together with selections, chiefly from his contributions to journals, intended to illustrate his opinions”, p.41
  • God said, "Let us make man in our image." Man said, 'Let us make God in our image.

    God   Men   Said  
    Douglas William Jerrold (1851). “St. Giles and St. James”, p.213
  • Keep your eyes and ears open, if you desire to get on in the world.

    Eye   Desire   Ears  
  • Jewels! It's my belief that when woman was made, jewels were invented only to make her the more mischievous.

    Jewels   Belief   Made  
    Douglas William Jerrold, Blanchard Jerrold (1859). “Specimens of Douglas Jerrold's wit: together with selections, chiefly from his contributions to journals, intended to illustrate his opinions”, p.24
  • The language of women should be luminous, but not voluminous.

  • A man never so beautifully shows his own strength as when he respects a woman's softness.

    Men   Shows   Softness  
    Douglas William Jerrold, Blanchard Jerrold (1859). “Specimens of Douglas Jerrold's wit: together with selections, chiefly from his contributions to journals, intended to illustrate his opinions”, p.43
  • Self-defense is the clearest of all laws; and for this reason - the lawyers didn't make it.

    Self   Law   Defense  
    "Bartlett's Familiar Quotations". Book by John Bartlett, 10th ed, 1919.
  • If slander be a snake, it is a winged one - it flies as well as creeps.

    Snakes   Creeps   Slander  
    Douglas William Jerrold, Blanchard Jerrold (1859). “Specimens of Douglas Jerrold's wit: together with selections, chiefly from his contributions to journals, intended to illustrate his opinions”, p.55
  • There are some people as obtuse in recognizing an argument as they are in appreciating wit. You couldn't drive it into their heads with a hammer.

  • Literature, like a gypsy, to be picturesque, should be a little ragged.

  • Women, somehow, have the same fear of witty men as of fireworks.

    Witty   Men   Fireworks  
    Douglas William Jerrold, Blanchard Jerrold (1859). “Specimens of Douglas Jerrold's wit: together with selections, chiefly from his contributions to journals, intended to illustrate his opinions”, p.53
  • Fortunes made in no time are like shirts made in no time; it's ten to one if they hang long together.

    Time   Educational   Long  
    Douglas William Jerrold (1863). “The Works of Douglas Jerrold”
  • A creature undefiled by the taint of the world, unvexed by its injustice, unwearied by its hollow pleasures; a being fresh from the source of light, with something of its universal lustre in it. If childhood be this, how holy the duty to see that in its onward growth it shall be no other!

  • O this itch of the ear, that breaks out at the tongue! Were not curiosity so over-busy, detraction would soon be starved to death.

  • The blackest of fluid is used as an agent to enlighten the world.

    Ink   Agents   World  
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