Dolly Parton Quotes About Funny
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I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.
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I tried the Scarsdale diet and the Stillman water diet (you remember that one, where you run weight off trying to get to the bathroom).
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Love is something sent from Heaven to worry the Hell out of you.
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
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I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.
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The hardest exercise for most of us fat people is that one where we push our chairback from the dinner table.
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A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.
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If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.
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I'm in the public eye, so I don't care who knows what I get done. If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I get it sucked, tucked, or plucked.
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I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.
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My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.
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When I have sex with my husband, I fantasize I am with a petite, hot young woman.
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