• I've never made up events, but I've always been a big exaggerator. It's written on my humorist license that I'm allowed to do that.

    David Sedaris: I've never made up events, but I've always been a big exaggerator. It's written on my humorist license that I'm allowed to do that.
    Interview with Novid Parsi, www.timeout.com. May 27, 2008.