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  • It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.

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    David Sedaris (2010). “When You Are Engulfed In Flames”, p.74, Hachette UK

  • The woman in charge of costuming assigned us our outfits and gave us a lecture on keeping things clean. She held up a calendar and said, "Ladies, you know what this is. Use it. I have scraped enough blood out from the crotches of elf knickers to last me the rest of my life. And don't tell me, 'I don't wear underpants, I'm a dancer.' You're not a dancer. If you were a real dancer you wouldn't be here. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.

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David Sedaris

  • Born: December 26, 1956
  • Occupation: Humorist
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