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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Sounds
When God closes a door, he opens a window. Sounds to me like he's on the toilet.
Dana Gould
"10 hilarious tweets from the great Dana Gould" by Liana Maeby, uproxx.com. January 21, 2014.
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