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Quotes › Authors › B › Bob Hope › A bank is a place that will lend you money if you
  • A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

    Bob Hope: A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
    Bob Hope
    Quoted in Alan Harrington, Life in the Crystal Palace (1959).
    1947
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