Bill Watterson Quotes About Tigers
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You are demoted from First Tiger to bulk rate.
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who's up too late.
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Your fingernails are a joke, you've got no fangs, you can't see at night, your pink hides are ridiculous, your reflexes are nil, and you don't even have tails! Of course people aren't content! ... Now if tigers weren't content, that would be something to wonder about.
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S...For Stupendous! T...For Tiger, ferocity of! U...For Underwear, Red! P...For Power, Incredible! E...For excellent physique! N...For...Um...Something..Hm, well, I'll come back to that... D...For Determination! U...For...Wait, How do you spell this? Is it "I"??
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So long, Pop! I'm off to check my tiger trap!
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