Bill Watterson Quotes About Funny
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We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Buttons ... check. Dials ... check. Switches ... check. Little colored lights ... check.
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Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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