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Quotes › Authors › A › Ambrose Bierce › Clarinet n. An instrument of torture operated by a
  • Clarinet n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.

    Ambrose Bierce: Clarinet n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
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