Jello Quotes
The best sayings about Jello that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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Everyone else is either asleep or having sex. I’ve been watching cable television and eating jello.
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Producing is like pushing jello up a hill on a hot day.
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The Deliverator belongs to an elite order, a hallow subcategory. He's got esprit up to here. Right now, he is preparing to carry out his third mission of the night. His uniform is black as activated charcoal, filtering the very light out of the air. A bullet will bounce off its arachnofiber weave like a wren hitting a patio door, but excess perspiration wafts through it like a breeze through a freshly napalmed forest. Where his body has bony extremities, the suit has sintered armorgel: feels like gritty jello, protects like a stack of telephone books.
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Poetry uses the hub of a torque converter for a jello mold.
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Trying to hit Phil Niekro is like trying to eat jello with chopsticks. Sometimes you get a piece but most of the time you get hungry.
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That's how it always is in the entertainment industry, your feet are always treading Jello.
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Nothing could be taken for granted. Women who loved you tried to cut your throat, while women who didn't even know your name scrubbed your back. Witches could sound like Katharine Hepburn and your best friend could try to strangle you. Smack in the middle of an orchid there might be a blob of jello and inside a Mickey Mouse doll, a fixed and radiant star.
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...poking a lump of red Jello that jiggles outrageously, like a breast I once knew.
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Put tattoos all up and down our thighs, do anything our parents would despise. Take uppers, downers, blues, and reds and yellows, our brains are turning into jello.
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Top Authors
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Glenn Quinn Actor -
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Hakeem Olajuwon Basketball player -
Hal Turner Blogger -
Graeme Murphy Choreographer -
Graham Chapman Comedian -
Gordon Shepherd Experimenter -
Greg Bryk Film actor -
Graeme Souness Football player -
Greg Ginn Guitarist -
Grant Cardone Motivational speaker -
Glenn Sutton Music Producer -
Gongchan Musical Artist -
Grieves Musical Artist -
Grimes Musician -
Gylve Nagell Musician -
Gordon Clark Philosopher -
Gueorgui Pinkhassov Photographer -
Grace Cavalieri Poet -
Greg Weisman Producer -
Grandmaster Caz Rapper -
Gustav Vigeland Sculptor -
Grace Abbott Social Worker -
Goran Ivanisevic Tennis player
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Gregg Harper U.S. Representative
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