Funny Irish Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Irish that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad, For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad.
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In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.
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St. Patrick... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.
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The Irish are a fair people: They never speak well of one another.
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What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart?
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
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Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me.
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I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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Irish Alzheimer's: you forget everything except the grudges
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If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
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I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same.
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.
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It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.
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What's the use of being Irish if you can't be thick?
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Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
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We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.
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You know it is summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer.
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You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.
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God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy.
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It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.
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As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
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I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt.
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May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.
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I can resist everything except temptation.
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If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.
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When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.
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Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
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