Mark Twain Quotes About Hilarious
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What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.
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Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.
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I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
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