Lewis Grizzard Quotes About Funny

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Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
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I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
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There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
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Lewis Grizzard (1989). “Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes”, Ballantine Books

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Lewis Grizzard quotes about: Dogs Funny Love Marriage