Kathy Griffin Quotes
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No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.
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I am in love with Larry David.
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Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.
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Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.
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So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.
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It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!
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I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.
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A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.
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I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.
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I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don't like this whole climate of, 'You can't ever say anything bad about the group I'm in, cause every group is untouchable.' We can all criticize each other and engage in debate all we want.
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Phoenix is great. I love Phoenix, .. I love Scottsdale. I love the James Hotel. I have a Kathy Griffin suite. I love -what's that place called? AZ 88. I had never had a cheese crisp, so I went to - oh, can't remember. We went to the State Fair, where I was all about the deep-fried Twinkie. I ate every deep-fried thing - oh, it was heavenly. I ate until I got sick.
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I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.
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My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.
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So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.
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I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.
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Most people unfamiliar with the men in a new town might search for love until they find it. I picked out some guy on my second day in LA, who worked at the local bicycle shop, and handed my virginity to him. “You can fill a tire? Sounds good to me. Let's call it a date.” Needless to say he wasn't Mr. Right.
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Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.
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I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.
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I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.
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But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
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My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.
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The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.
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I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.
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The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.
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I'll be honest, there's a part of me that does think I'm held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it's a little frustrating.
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If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess.
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I have a no-apology policy.
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When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control.
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I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.
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I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.
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