Groucho Marx Quotes About Sarcasm
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Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
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