Groucho Marx Quotes About Reading
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I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.
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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
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Anyone buying this book is going to be out a tidy sum if he is sucked in by the title. I wish I could write a real sexy book that would be barred from the mails. Apparently nothing whets a reader's appetite for literature more than the news that the author has been thrown into a federal pokey for disturbing the libido of millions of Americans.
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This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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