Groucho Marx Quotes About Inspiration
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I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove
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I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"
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If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
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If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
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It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
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I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.
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Humor is reason gone mad.
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With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now
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Budget: a way of going broke methodically
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I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.
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I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy
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He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
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There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
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Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.
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It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
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I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me
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My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs
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Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.
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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
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Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down
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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
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A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
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